Pick Up Lines

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

 

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.

 

What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

 

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

 

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.

 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

Baicarumba…are those real?

 

Be unique and different, just say yes.

 

Can I flirt with you?

 

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

 

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

 

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

 

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

 

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

 

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

 

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

 

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

 

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

 

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

 

I wonder what our children will look like.

 

I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

 

If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.

 

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

 

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

 

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

 

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

 

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

 

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

 

If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.

 

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

 

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

 

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

 

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

 

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.

 

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

 

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

 

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

 

You’ve been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

 

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

 

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying.

 

You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.

 

You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can’t stop ya.

 

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

 

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

 

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

 

I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince.

 

Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?

 

Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.

 

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk”

 

Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor.

 

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

 

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

 

If a woman asks: “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”

 

The only thing that matters is that we’re together.

 

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

 

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

 

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

 

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.