Jokes

• Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

• No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys?

• After the party - Mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on.

• A girl phoned me the other day and said…Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

• I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

• If you want sex take a boy and relax but don’t forget “durex”!

• Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there.

• To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I’m glad the day has begun.

• I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

• Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

• If I’d had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents !

• How to keep an idiot entertained “press down”…How to keep an idiot entertained “press up”.

• When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? When she starts with “My husband said…”

• One chicken to an other: are you tokkin’ to me?

• What’s the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.