Jessica Simpson Quotes

“My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That’s his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.” Jessica Simpson

 

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?” Jessica Simpson

 

“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.” Jessica Simpson

 

“All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!” Jessica Simpson

 

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.” Jessica Simpson

 

“Am I eating chicken or tuna?” Jessica Simpson

 

“I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.” Jessica Simpson

 

“I have to go… drop some kids in the pool.” Jessica Simpson

 

“I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach’s shorts were shorter than mine.” Jessica Simpson

“I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.” Jessica Simpson

 

“I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I’m certainly not denying that I’m young, but I’m not fluff.” Jessica Simpson

 

“I think there’s a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!” Jessica Simpson

 

“I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.” Jessica Simpson

 

“I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.” Jessica Simpson

 

“Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?” Jessica Simpson

 

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’” Jessica Simpson