Funny SMS
Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?”
Hello, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids…
How would you like your egg for breakfast…. hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I am not your type … I am not inflatable.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going?
My feelings for you are like the sea. ” Wild and romantic ? ” “No, they make me sick.”
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand …
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?
They dropped your name, can you pick it up?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
This is your boss: “You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.”
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy? …one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You are never too blond to learn.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay.
You can telephone for free from now on!
It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also important that these 3 men should never meet!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number!
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!