Daring Lines

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

 

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful. It is a pity that I do not like animals!

 

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number!

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you.

 

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard.

 

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes? …no… why do you wear a bra?

 

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

 

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

 

I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass.

 

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

 

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke.

 

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

 

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

 

When are you really full of confidence? If you fart having diarrhoea.

 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, but a face like yours belongs in the zoo.

 

On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder.