Birthday Quotes

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” Bob Hope

 

“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.” Branch Rickey

 

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover.” Dorothy Fulheim

 

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.” Herbert Asquith

 

“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.” George Carlin

 

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.” Unknown

 

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” Jean Paul Richter

 

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” Jennifer Yane

 

“The more things change, the more they remain the same.” Alphonse Karr

 

“Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.” Edward Steichen

 

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.” Unknown

 

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost

 

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Larry Lorenzoni

 

“To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.” Samuel Beckett

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” John Glenn

 

“Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.” Carl Sandburg

 

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.” Ethel Barrymore

 

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” unknown

 

“After all, tomorrow is another day.” Margaret Mitchel

 

“Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.” Menachem Mendel Schneerson

 

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.” Unknown

 

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” Chili Davis

 

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” Unknown

 

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” Sam Ewing

 

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.” George Bernard Shaw

 

“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.” Thomas B. Aldrich

 

“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.” Hervey Allen

 

“To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.” Henri Frederic Amiel